It's Christmas List Time

I should have put these on my Christmas list! Darn, I guess fingers crossed I get them for my birthday.

(I hope you realize I'm kidding. It's hard to convey sarcasm through technology.)

So this was in an actual store. Which means:
1. There was a person who thought to make this
2. The owners saw it and wanted to sell it
3. People are buying it

Added to my list "Things I Might Not Ever Understand"

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